when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself
i yam who i yam.
remember in elementary school when other kids used to tell really bad lies and u knew they were fake so u were like
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
i hate when people twist just about everything karrueche does to make it about chris and attention seeking like??
things the government want from me
- my money
things the government don’t want from me
- these hands
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite